gpoy me this friday afternoon lol I want them to be smooooottthhh
Just got out of the shower. Thought about shaving cause I like the way it feels.
Nope. Too lazy.
cosmo tip #237
looking to be more of a dominatrix in bed? if you need an extra kinky phrase, tell him his OTP sucks and isn’t even canon
- Stripper: Go to the ATM, go to the front desk and get ones, tip that girl on stage, give me a dollar to tip my friend on stage, come with me, sit down over here, give me 20 dollars, let's have a dance, let's have another dance, let's get a drink, tip the waitress, tip the bartender, visit my stage, make it rain on me, let's go to the VIP room, let's get funny money, give me your credit card and ID, I'm hungry, let's buy some food, let's buy a bottle of champagne, tip my boobs, let my friend dance for you, tip her, tip me for my time, come back next Tuesday and bring lots of money and bring your friends with money.
- Society: Strippers are degraded victims with no power or agency!
So I’m on stage, on my back, legs in the air, shaking my shit for the two guys in front of me.
Another man comes up from behind them. He has a wad of ones in his hand. He reaches over to stick the money in my thong. While he’s at it, he seizes the opportunity to go underneath my panties and SHOVE HIS FINGER IN MY ASSHOLE.
I push him away and he slinks back into the crowd.
The original guys at my stage, who I think felt bad for me, try to lighten the mood. “I don’t think he knows the rules here.” One says in a joking tone.
“No,” I say, “I guess not.”
It then hits me that this club is probably one where the managers might actually give a shit about this (I’ve worked in plenty where they don’t).
“He’s about to find them out, though.” I smile and jump off stage. I find Matt (whose job title I am not sure of but know it entails handling things like this) lounging on one of the couches. I tell him what happened. He immediately stands up and asks who it was. I point out the guy, but then become unsure. “Oh, damn, I think that’s him but… I don’t know. They all look the same.”
“It’s OK, I’ll check the cameras.”
I guess I was right, because I didn’t see that asshole for the rest of the night.
So nice working in a place that actually gives half a fuck about people sexually assaulting their dancers!
