byebyedaruma: asteroid hits the earth, 90% of human population is wiped out instantly, planet is a searing wasteland, somehow student loan bills keep appearing in decrepit mailbox
curvellas: i’m just out here in these streets trying to not accidentally buy brown mascara instead of black i really am not about this tumblr beef life.
omg ya’ll I got my first anonymous hate, and it wasn’t even for being a dirty skanky stripper. it was for being critical of the new pokemon. what a world we live in.
dog of war: so i’ve heard that people are... →
lq84i: livenudegirl: lq84i: so i’ve heard that people are complaining about things being not represented well enough in the pokemon customization whatever the hell it is that’s being implemented for the 6th gen we are all aware that pokemon is a RPG right and that means roleplaying game as in IT’S NOT ACTUALLY YOU honest… Yeah how dare people want to be represented in the media they...
dog of war: so i’ve heard that people are... →
lq84i: so i’ve heard that people are complaining about things being not represented well enough in the pokemon customization whatever the hell it is that’s being implemented for the 6th gen we are all aware that pokemon is a RPG right and that means roleplaying game as in IT’S NOT ACTUALLY YOU honest… Yeah how dare people want to be represented in the media they consume. It’s not...
nymphettic: tyler the creator or w/e tweeted selena gomez saying something like ”now you’re 18 you can legally take my dick in your ass” and everyone thought it was funny and called him a legend amanda bynes tweets ”i want drake to murder my vagina” and she gets unverified on twitter and articles in the news saying she has ”gone crazy” and needs help
Got back from my strip trip earlier this week. Feels SO GOOD to be home. I had some issues with my travel buddy, but I think I’ll save that venting for another post. In other news… I’ve decided to hold off on getting my boobs done. I have the money now, but I keep going back and between “hell yeah!” and “meh”, and right now I’m in the...
g0ldmatter: I hate it when I try out a new club and the house mom is a raging bitch, and everyone smokes indoors, and the management rips off dancers, and the money is silly… Myrtle beach, you ratchet. On a positive note, my new hair cut is glorrrrrrioussssss and I’m sssso happy with it:) JUDY???? She is scary. I never really talked to the other one.
When guys wear sweat pants I can feel every nook and cranny of their boner on my...– From StripperWeb with regards to how dancers feel about customers wearing sweatpants. (via katiesloane) To answer the sweatpants anon Q Special Thanks to http://katiesloane.tumblr.com/ (via sassystripperfox) Hey, I wrote this!
I’ve been neglecting tumblr because I’m away on a work trip and also because I’ve discovered weird twitter. So… Yeah. My bad. Today is my exgirlfriend’s birthday. I don’t even know why I give a fuck, since I wouldn’t even have known if facebook hadn’t told me. It’s been over a year since we dated. While she was talking to me I was all aloof...
bullied: i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
In other news entering week two of three of what I hope is my final stripper trip until after summer. I’m home sick and staying in close quarters with another person about whom I could name specific things that bother me BUT THE TRUTH IS I am not perfect and I am a loner and I am bothered by everyone eventually so I’m trying to be forgiving and compassionate. It’s really,...
“How many drinks did you have tonight?” I don’t know. There was this one guy- “Oh the Nova Scotia guy?” No, I don’t think- “Yes I saw you with him. In the green vest.” Ah, no, I think it was a diff- “No I saw you with him.” Yeah no another guy, he was lame I thought he was gonna- “Yeah the Nova Scotia guy, I talked to him...
expertcosmotips: PENIS IN REAL LIFE THIS IS AN EMERGENCY HOW TO GET RID OF THEM SEND HELP
My services are not up for negotiation
igivelapdances: This is not a flea market. I set the terms, and you will either graciously accept them or leave.
Client: Do you do anal?
Client: Not even for $500?
Me: If I give you $500 can I put a dildo in your ass?
Client: No fucking way
Me: I guess we're done with this conversation then
sirwhindleton: he hopped out the car and was like.. bruh if you ever touch her against her will again my nigga i fuckin swear- jacob was all like “she not sure what she wants” edward got in his face and was like “how about you stop advocating rape culture and respect her right to choose you fucking animal.” i mean he really said “well let me give you a clue, wait until she says the words” ...
barbieprivilege: me reacting to other girls being mean is basically “don’t hate the player hate the gaaaameeee! *sashays away* *comes back and whispers* by game i mean the male-dominated power structure and society that’s tricked you into thinking we’re against each other!!!! you’re pretty too bye”
Tonight I chanted “be aggressive, b-e aggressive” to myself until I sold three rooms in a row but I’m still not a millionaire so what’s the point.
please god someone tell me the rules for real. the...
Is this a gown club or not? Please. I just want to dress as slutty as possible. Don’t play with my emotions like this.
ashhcatch-em asked: Ahh you're amazing. How long have you been dancing?
I’m going on a work trip for a few weeks and my friend is going to take care of my bunnies. Basic stuff like food, water, and cage cleanings, and also give my elderly bun foot soaks and change his bandages every other day (he has sore hocks). He’s helped me with them before, but I’m so worried about leaving them alone that I just prepared an 8 page document with step-by-step...
ashhcatch-em asked: You make me feel a lot better. Yes the girl does work there she told me to just go with it not to plan it out. Yeah the manager told me she was off until tomorrow. And said to be there after nine. Hopefully ill get to get it over with early. Yeah that's a good point. I just show myself out. I don't wanna freeze. What'd you think about your first night while dancing. I'll...
renkris: glittertitties: etherealmermaidprincess: In case you forgot, the SPLC classified MRA’s as a hate group last year. cry, hatemongers “virulent misogyny, spreading of false anti-woman propaganda and applauding and even encouraging acts of domestic terrorism and extreme violence against women and children, up to and including murder. “
I really hate when customers ask me about my boyfriend, but in the manner of assuming said boyfriend exists. Such as, “What does your boyfriend think of you doing this?” or “Your boyfriend doesn’t know how lucky he is!” It’s like they think they are being sneaky by asking without asking. Like by asking in such a roundabout way they can trick me into admitting...
ashhcatch-em asked: I'm panicking because I feel I'm not prepared! Apparantly its gonna be really packed on amateur night its a contest so I'm really Freaking out. But this girl I know told me its really easy to get hired I could walk around the pole and get hired. I read your other tips. How do you get into the zone. Is drinking a bit before to calm nerves bad?
ashhcatch-em asked: I really appreciate that! I went in a few days ago. To get a feel.. all the dancers seemed really sweet. Told me to use my strengths and look like I'm a bad bitch and they'll love me. The manager said Wednesday was the next day she worked that's why she wanted me to audition that day. I'm just sooo nervous ill look stupid compared to the others