March 2012
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REALLY don’t want to go to work tonight, because I am a lazy ho. I want to play xbox instead. There are other reasons and justifications, but really, xbox.
Someone validate my decision, please, so that the guilt of my laziness doesn’t ruin my xboxing experience. Thanks in advance.
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– “Not Okay”: MovieBob on Sexism and Harassment in Nerd Culture. (via jerrymuffinbutt)
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As y’all know I broke the law and am on Probation. As part of my “rehabilitation” (and in order for me to have my driver’s license back), The State says I have to complete a counseling program at one of the pre-approved locations.
So I picked a place and started my treatment. Turns out my counselor is a shady motherfucker. On one of my first visits he offered me this...
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eatinaintcheatin asked: Thank you for answering my question! It was very helpful, where I'm definitely not willing to offer more than a dance and a chat I was just unsure :)
medicine-kenna:
I told the dean about the rape. She asked the rudest questions possible, and said triggering things while acting like it was stupid
I’m sorry you were raped and I’m sorry this is the reaction you got when you reported it.
I was also raped, and for me I feel like sometimes the reaction from people around you (especially those that are supposed to support you or...
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more probation woes
So last year I dated this girl, I guess we can call her L. She is French, and was here on a sort of work exchange from France. We saw each other until she had to go back, which was very sad. We talked a little online, but not a lot. I kind of felt like, what was there to say? But I still think about her and miss her sometimes.
When I got home from work early Saturday morning she was online and...
Me: She identifies as a girl. So she's a girl.
Friend: But she's really a
Me: No stop
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I did end up going to work last night, albeit 2 1/2 hours behind schedule. I did well, and was very busy for a good part of the night which is always a good feeling.
I’ve been working on asking more people for dances. I am shy, so sometimes I don’t approach as many people as I should, or sometimes it takes me a while to get warmed up. Last night I was pretty successful in moving...
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Sitting at Applebee’s with my sisters right now having a prework drink… I wanted to be there an hour ago but I have been a lazy stripper… I don’t even know what the cut off time for coming in is at this club. I don’t think there is one but who knows… my sister is trying to convince me to go hang out with her tonight instead of working… uggh bad influence.
glam-n-glitter asked: I've been taking pole dancing lessons for a while up at my local strip club, and was recently talking to my instructor about getting work there as a dancer. I came across your blog a few days ago and have found it very useful, with lots of good tips and advice, especially for beginners. I've read so much of it already! Just a message to say I really appreciate you creating such a...
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musingsofasexworker:
Ok, so as I said in an earlier post, I have recently given up escorting (for reasons that I will explain later) and will start dancing. My first day is tomorrow and I have NEVER danced in public in my life, let alone on a pole on stage. It was funny because I went into the club trying to get a…
Don’t worry about your boobies! I have small tits, too, I do just...
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Some blogs worth a read...
secretlifeofjennifer:
“Letters from Working Girls”
“Letters from Johns”
“Letters from Men who go to Strip Clubs”
All three are interesting reads if you’re in the sex working industry or just like reading about it.
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OK so I called him and it was like no big deal. Honestly I don’t know if he really gives a fuck about anything. We have never met in person but over the phone he sounds like Stanley from The Office so it’s really easy for me to imagine that this is the case.
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Ahhhh I am really stressed right now!
I don’t think I’ve mentioned it before, but I am on probation. As part of my probation, I have to take random drug tests. To find out if I have to take a drug test, everyday after 8pm I have to call a number and listen to a recording listing off the colors that have been picked that day. If my color is called, I have to go the next day (or that...
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Be swell, be great.: Guess what I did in English... →
kitty-fantastico:
Guess what I did in English class today?
Defended sex workers and prostitutes. Because hey, they’re people too.
“I don’t feel sympathy for prostitutes, they chose their job. If something bad happens to them, that’s their fault. They asked for it. They could have done something else.”
1.) Okay…
Yes x 1000 for number four. Being assaulted (sexually or otherwise) is not a...
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So I’m on the computer working tumblring and I hear the sound of itty bitty scratching behind me. I turn and look and one of my bunnies is sitting there with a pair of my jeans in her mouth staring at me.
She’s too cute for me to really give a fuck, but seriously she is like obsessed with gnawing on my clothes and I don’t know why.
Any other rabbit owners out there have buns...
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Imperfection is Underrated: Need to sort my... →
misss-nothing:
Ok, I’m just gonna use this like a diary to try and figure out my thoughts cus right now my head is spinning with so many thoughts and I can’t grab one for long enough for me to actually decide what the hell is going on in my head.
Alright I will get the weightloss aspect outta the way. So I have…
In smaller clubs it can be a little different, but a good rule of thumb...
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Today I would like to tell you a story of something that happened at work last weekend. It is the story of (one-sided) attraction between strangers, rife with drunken lechery, the twisting mind games of a drunk simpleton, and features an unexpected hero.
So I am at work doing my money-making thing, walking a guy back to VIP for the best 3 minutes of his life that doesn’t involve drugs or...
Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt?
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell.
Reblog if your boobs are magical.
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