So I’m on stage, on my back, legs in the air, shaking my shit for the two guys in front of me. Another man comes up from behind them. He has a wad of ones in his hand. He reaches over to stick the money in my thong. While he’s at it, he seizes the opportunity to go underneath my panties and SHOVE HIS FINGER IN MY ASSHOLE. I push him away and he slinks back into the crowd. The...
“When two girls are hooking up, when is it sex? It’s oral, right? Do you rub vaginas together?” “Why do lesbians like butch girls? They look like guys! If they’re lesbians, shouldn’t they like GIRLS????” “OK well say there’s a lesbian who likes butchy girls, what if there was a guy who was like, emotionally just like a girl but had a penis?...
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harlequinfairy: I want to follow all of you!! Need more of you wonderful people on my dash xxx
So I’m all like sweet the exam only covers 3 modules! I’ll just reread the chapters/articles for them and be set! Thinking they’ll have like a chapter or one to two articles max for each module… Module 12… Read Chapter 1 of whatever text book. Then read Chapters 10, 11, and 15.
So I totally need to be studying for my Archaeology of Sex final which is in 8 hours and 45 minutes, but I just discovered this Anthropology Major Fox meme and obviously that is much more important.
bikinikillerrr: At this point in my life I basically can only stand a guy if he appreciates a tan, lipliner and lets me do what I want.
I REALLY DON’T WANT TO GO TO WORK TONIGHT…. I have a bad case of burn out. WHY WON’T MY BOYFRIEND PAY ME TO STAY HOME AND WATCH HIM PLAY XBOX??? Waaaaaaaaah
So I am not going to Canada this month :( I am a little bummed, because I kind of was looking forward to seeing L. When she left I never thought I would see her again. Now that I think about it, it was probably the saddest goodbye I’ve experienced. On the bright side, she will be back in Canada next year and said to come then instead. I know a lot can happen between now and then, but as of...
The other night at work, as I was finishing up some lapdance with a regular of mine: HIM: I love your smell… *Racking my brain to remember what body spray I put on that night* HIM: Au naturale! Erm, thanks, but not really what I was going for! Although I will say that one of my busiest, earningest nights I was wearing absolutely no deodorant (I’d forgotten it)… and I was...
Men who want to flirt with women have to realize: Women live in a state of...– Attention, Space Cadets: Do Not Proposition Women in the Elevator (via transformfeminism)